ct-42069:

ct-42069:

veronicajames:

davidmann95:

pileofknives:

pileofknives:

Artemis Fowl deserved the fandom that Harry Potter got, that series was fucking nuts

Harry Potter: what if wizards played cricket on brooms and a trust fund orphan jock led an army of child soldiers against wizard Hitler also the author is a terf?

Artemis Fowl: What if Hans Gruber from Die Hard was 12 years old and Irish and he and his Eurasian bodyguard decided to declare war on the realm of the Fae also there’s no antisemitism or transmisogyny but a bunch of guns?

First issue of the best Batman run:

Harry Potter: What if goblins were just a really shitty cartoon version of Jews?

Artemis Fowl: What if dwarfs could unhinge their jaw like a snake and then dug tunnels by just inhaling dirt and then immediately shitting it back out again?

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THEY WHAT NOW??????????