senuassacrifice:

headspace-hotel:

Bad Ideas for Minecraft Updates

• wasps
• mushrooms make you hallucinate sometimes but you can’t tell which ones
• a biome that is just a parking lot
• villagers can say fuck
• scurvy
• all blocks are infested
• slime armor
• ability to craft raw mutton block, raw beef block, raw pork block, and raw chicken block
• climate change
• in tundra biomes coal is obtainable by hanging a stocking by the fire and being naughty
• asbestos
• creepers explode into dozens of smaller creepers
• some villagers are just a bunch of silverfish in a trenchcoat
• dark forest 2: biome that is completely covered by a single thick dark oak tree truck
• Long Cows
• the wrath of a god that will not forgive you
• weed

im waiting to see a bad idea be posted on this list?