nitrosplicer:

officialsolluxcaptor:

officialsolluxcaptor:

i know there’s always jokes about dentists asking you about your life while they’re sticking their hands in your mouth and shit but nothing prepared me for being at the dentist and having the hygienist ask me, while there were metal instruments in my mouth, “who in your life really Listens to you?”

i vaguely described @boygurl and she asked why he was in Boston and i said he was there with his bae and both of them were in school there and she asked if they were gonna get married and if they’re gonna have a best man or best woman and if i was gonna be the best person and i was like. Yeah? and then she made my gums bleed because i don’t floss